Nothing ends without a new Beginning

As we bid goodbye to 2013 and welcome our new life guarded secretly and safely with 2014, I wanted it to be fun way.

Well why not !!! It had been a whole lot of funny year for me.

We had a Theme setting at Office today where we had to come up with some sort of Skit / Play Act. 

Though not an area of expertise for me, still I tried with better Team, got it proof - read from internal Experts. It was fun, mainly based on recent political developments of India. Though Politics is no less of humor in any Country, still it needed some effort to make it humorous when we talked about it.
We practiced thrice.

Few friends are meeting tonight on New Year's Eve to celebrate arrival of New Year and bid grand Good Bye to Current Year. 

Though I wonder at times, what do we celebrate? Seeing ourselves aging with one more year gone and trying to be happy than be sad or welcoming new opportunity that coming year might hold. Probably the later one. Celebration to hide sadness can never be so grand.

Curtains go up and our dressed Girlie Friend enters the Bar with all excited.

"Aaj Party... Achchha chalo tell me -  What everyone wants to do before next year ends? "

Nobody attentive, though calm and sober Friend speaks to only remaining Girl in the least party attire.
"Tu thodi dhang ki shopping kar le next year. ye kya boring pehen ke aayi hai 31st night mein."

Girl responds with her 'You-gotta-be-kidding' look

"Abey Section 377 ka verdict pata hai naa! bhai kuchh bharosa nahin kuchh din mein jeans pehenana bhi criminalize ho jaayega, better to play safe."

And the already drunk Friend on alcohol adrenaline with Dhoom 3 - "Bande hai ham usske ham par kiska zor"

Now the politico Friend's adrenaline on rush speaks, "Zindagi jeene k do hi tareeke hote hai, ek jo ho raha hai hone do, chup chap sahte jao, doosra jimmedari uthao usse badalne ki"
 

Dressed up Girlie - "Oye dialogue mat maar, kaun jaayega woh morche mein maar khaane." 

The least decorated Gal in dialogue mood - "Is duniya me agar hum jaise laakhon mar bhi jae na to kisi ko phark nahi padega! gali ka kutta bhi nahi bhowkega."And again alcohol kicks in - "Ummedon ke sooraj, Nikle chaaron ore"

Another Friend putting across his views - "Haan yaar woh toh hai. apna political system pata hai naa kaisa hai aur abhi government ne toh hadd kar di hai."

Politico Friend - "Apni government party mein, Baap ne past mein khaya, shehzada future mein khaane ke liye ready ho raha hai - aur abhi sab mil ke... " (interrupted by Drunk one)
 

Body Builder - "Oye behen de takke, Ek paon past mein, ek paon future mein ! Isiliye to woh aaj pe moot rahe hain."

Least dress taunting both - "Oye kejriwaal ki jawani, itna hai toh AAP join kar le, yaha baith ke dialogue naa maar."

Drunk one makes his point again - "Iraadein hain fauladi, Himmati har kadam"

Body Builder in alcohol mood - "Iss bar ke is taraf hum life ko nachate hain, toh dusri taraf life humhe nachati hai."
 

Sharing important information with drunk friends- "Ye logo ka gussa hi hai jo Delhi ka result dikh raha hai... Sab aise hi decision le toh we will have stable governance in 2014."Drunk one finished his shayari - "Apne haathon kismat likhne, Aaj chale hain hum...."
 

Calm and Sober one - "Behen de takke, end mein hua kya, AAP ne ussi se haath milaya jisko public ne di Bump Pe Laat... I'm saying keechad mein hi Kamal khilega."

Politico in no listening mood - "Kamal hai ya bol bachan woh toh aagey hi pata chalega"

Body builder trying to lighten up the conversation - "Kya new year eve ko boring topic le kar baithe ho, daaru pee naa !"

Politico in full swing - "haan Saalo ..."
    "Politicians ke bar mein daru pee ke banno lallu,
    woh bharenge jeb mein rupaye aur hamein ..."

Others - "Milega naa..."
All - "Babaji ka Thullu."

Funny part is, we did not perform since Event got delayed, then cancelled etc. But, never mind !!!

Loved you 2013 - You were funny !!!

Welcome aboard 2014 - Give me all that you have, I can handle it !!!

Wish you all a Politically enlightened Year ahead for 2014 LS Elections !!!

Tell me, was it fun to read? I will be right back !